Flashback On Friday - How To Be A Good Wife
>> Friday, February 18, 2011
This week kinda got away from me. I'm in the process of writing a couple posts but didn't have anything ready for today. So I thought I'd resurrect another oldie, but goodie from my archives to share. So here's a Flashback On Friday! Enjoy and have a great weekend everyone!!
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How To Be A Good Wife - Week 1
A long time ago, I was forwarded one of those group emails. Usually I delete stuff like that, but this one intrigued me. It was called The Good Wife's Guide. I'm sure some of you have seen it. It was the Holy Grail for all housewives in 1955.
I found a copy of it the other day and as I sat here reading it again, I thought that this provided me with enough blogging fodder for a few weeks.
Starting today....Lesson #1
1955 Rule #1:
Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time, for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him, and are concerned about his needs.
Most men are hungry when they come home, and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.
2010 Rule #1:
Dig through the take-out menus and restaurant coupons to plan dinner for yourself and your family. Call hubby at work and ask if Hamburger Helper for the third time that week is acceptable.
Encourage him to go to Happy Hour on Friday nights after work. That way you know that he's getting a well-rounded meal complete with meat (wings), potatoes (french fries), and fiber (barley and hops).
If you're feeling domestic, flip through magazines and tear out recipes that you plan on trying for the next Sunday meal. Discover that you have a plastic ziploc bag full of recipes that you've been collecting since the day you got engaged.
Plan grocery list for the month's worth of meals that you wrote out. Realize that the coupons you painstakingly clipped expired 6 months ago. Toss menu in the trash and decide that stopping at the "Big Three" or ordering pizza before watching "The Bachelor" still counts for planning menus.
Surprise hubby with a meal every once in awhile from the wing joint down the street.
Remember - you can also make any meal exotic by adding any cold, imported beer to the menu.
Tell yourself you'll do better next month.
Next week's lesson......The Good Wife's Beauty Tips
53 comments:
LMAO...thanks for the laugh!!! Can't wait to read next week's tip!!
LOL!!! These are funny!! :)
Okay this is hilarious!!!
LOVE IT!!!
Great post! I am so the 1955 Wife. That rule describes me exactly! I am a little old fashion though:)
Thanks for finding me. You have a great blog and I can't wait to read next weeks tip!
WOW! I am follower #100. That is so cool:)
Great re-write. I actually do follow the 1955 rule and have since we got married and I didn't even know it was a rule.
Bwahaha.... I love it!
One of my husband's friends at his old job emailed "the guide" out for the men to send to their wives. At the bottom she put "Let me know where to send flowers for your funeral!" LOL :)
Thanks for the comment on my blog! I'm following you now as well! :)
Your blog is way too adorable!! I love it! I'm your newest follower from the follow club at MBC!! Love for you to come visit me!
~Shelley @ Shelley's Swag
I knew I was good at something...getting take-out like every good wife of 2010:-) Funny blog post...can't wait for the next installment!
Hi! Following from MBC Great post!
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Ha! Very cute!
That gave me a smile! I will stay tuned for the next lesson!
Thanks for stopping by my blog.
Loving your blog! I'm also a military wife here in NC. I saw your link on FFF on MBC. I'm your newest follower! Drop by my page when you get a chance.
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LOL! Once at a flea market I bought an old dusty book similar to this, but it was written in the 30's, lol.
LOL! Happy Friday follow!
That was hilarious!!! Can't wait for next weeks installment.
Happy friday follow, following you back!
Follow Me Friday follower. This is too funny. Can't wait for next week!
Angela
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That's too funny! I think I remember getting something like this in an email & I just laughed!
By the way I'm a new follower via the friday follower.
too funny! Thank you so much for the follow and I am now your latest follower!
Have a wonderful weekend
Cute blog. New friday follower.
So funny. Thanks for visiting my blog. :) Friday Following.
Too cute!!
Hi! I'm visiting from the Friends Following Friends Club!
LMAO!
Stopping by from Trendy Treehouse to say Hi!
I am adding you so I can come back & read more!
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I love the pictures! Too funny! Here from Friday Follow!
Hilarious - I love it. Can't wait for the next installment :)
this is hilarious... following back from FF.. Happy Friday..
HILARIOUS! Following from FF!
Super funny!!! I love your blog... being that I am in the corporate world currently. I am longing for the day when I will be a mommy :) It will be fun to follow along your journey. Thanks for following from Friday Follow!
Blessings,
Ria
That's really funny! Thanks for the follow - returning the favor from FF!
Have a great weekend!
I also like 2010's rules better. Following you from FF!
Thanks for sharing this! I'm already following your blog! Thanks for following my blog! Have a great day!!!
High I found your blog through Friday Follow. I'm now following!
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Hi! great post...i found you on Friday followers...im a military wife also! Come check out my blog at http://lifewiththegrovers.blogspot.com
I love this post! I'm so happy to be living in 2010! Happy FF. I'm a new follower!
Simply hilarious!!!
I bought 2 books like that printed in 1938 one for the husband and one for the wife. My husband and I laugh at it - they are too funny!!
I am following you back - nice to meet you! I really like the way you write!!!
Cute post!
I'm following you from Friday Follow!
Heather
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Reading your blog was such a treat! Your children are absolutely precious. I teach kindergarten in a private Christian school and loveeeeee my job! Have a blessed week-end! I will be back!
This is great :) I definitely could use a laugh after the day I had today... yikes!!
Stopping by from MBC and now following you :)
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Pure, hysterical fabulous-ness! I am your newest follower.
Great Post!
Following from Follow Friday and looking forward to your posts.
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LOL, this is too funny!!!
Love it!
Hey just stopping by to say Hi from Friday Follow! This was hilarious lol.
Happy Follow Friday!
Tami
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I've received that email about a good wife. I won't tell you whatwent through my mind when I read it!
Following you from MBC (FFF Club)
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Love it!
LOVE these!! And so true!!
Thanks for the follow! I'm now following you back! Have a great weekend!!
Stopping by to say hello with Friday Follow. Hope you have had a fantastic weekend.
Felissa
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Hey there! I love your blog, its really cute! :)
im A new follower from Friday Follow. I hope I'll see you at my blog too! :)
haha!! love this! I'd love to look so "put-together" and cute as these 1950's ladies while serving up dinner to my hubby! As it is lately, I am coming home late form work, jumping in the shower, and into my flannel pjs and bathrobe!
Blessings & Aloha!
(trying now to catch up on fun blogs, before the work week starts again!)
I totally have those recipes I've taken from magazines for years!!
I stumbled here from a twitter post. LOVE the good housewife posts! They're great.
So funny!
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